Finally, Spam is Art

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The lead singer of Sonic Youth stole this blogger's secret idea and made poetry using the subject lines of spam emails that he unintentionally collected over the years.

A whole book of it.

Well, he didn't exactly steal this blogger's idea, it's a pretty obvious one. Anyone who has received enough unsolicited email can attest to its occasional, accidental brilliance.

Ahem. In the spirit of this new release, here is some brilliant poetry concocted by whoever the hell it is who makes spam.

These are real spam subjects. I only changed the punctuation a bit.

I need your urgent assistance.
Check out the best cardboard curlicue silicon,
Discount domain registration, Thompson.
Read this and choose your new reality-
Our sexual life maybe incredible and exciting.

This wine has been drunk before.
Explain my satiable swizzle,
Bufflehead!

Nice or naughty?
How do you turn it on?
Find what you need,
Naughty cam girls,
Looking for Zor!