A Prayer for Forgiveness

Lord of Journalism, Forgive me, for I have Sinned, in Not reading the New York Times today as I have promised myself I would, Every day, but let it be known, that if there were WiFi on the Subway, I would have Perused during my Insanely Long Commute, but that Alas! I am Broke as Shit today and do not want to spend the mere $1.25 (and More expensive Hassle of Carrying it around) on such a thing, and let my homework Sneak up and Bite my Timing in the Ass, and Lord,

Forgive me, do not curse me with

24 hours of being out

of
s
tep

with the fastpaced coolness of daily readings.

Amen.


(Normal nonfreak English version: I planned on updating this every day with some comment on something I read there, but will start that project TOMORROW. Promise, K? I PROMISE. PINKY SWEAR.)

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